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I ain't schizophrenic yuns are just jealous
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Category: Religion and Philosophy
I really like lusamine because i think she is hot. I cannot seem to get the thoughts of this woman out of my head and the gang tells me to take my meds. Well meds are for loserz and lusamine would rather me not be medicated. I know this because she is totally real and is not a manifestation of my neverending madness. Yuns miss me with that bro go to a mental doctor crap. Bros just dont git it yall... » Continue Reading
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Category: School, College, University
Alright kids, this Uni work is absolutely killing me. You guys ever go 38 hours without sleep? Yo girl did!!!! Yep the wife of a real definitely not fake person, the consumer of hamster pellets, the myth, the legend herself: Lusamine's Concubine has had back to back sleepless nights. Now why? Why why whyyyyy do I not sleep here? Well it is because I have many lectures and asynchronous classes to r... » Continue Reading
Category: Life
Alright, back better than ever. Besides having to check if my liver is a match with my mom, I have not been up to much. Now I did recall a great story of my childhood years while in my situation. Oh no lusamine's wife is going to tell a harrowing tale. Time to audibly sigh everyone. Now that we're nice and exasperated, I shall introduce the time I got flour and butter all over my parent's kitchen ... » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
In today's episode of watching the mental downfall of a young adult, I will tell yuns of my flowers and their fall. Fairly recently, my wife has demanded me to go outside at night and make a sacrifice or something. She keeps whispering it in my ear like a creep. No idea what goats have to do with it at all! Since I love her soooo much, I decided to indeed do that and I sacrificed my time to attemp... » Continue Reading
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Category: Books and Stories
Alright kids, I'm in an upset mood today, not because my wife says that microwaving metal is bad, but because I cannot find a copy of JJBA part 7: Steel Ball Run. I have traveled across great lengths to obtain this piece of art. This is a story of some guy who can't walk and his definitely gay lover traveling in a horse race. Who wouldn't want this? I was ready, I was determined, and I was going t... » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
Alright kids this was one weird little week. I wanted to get supplies to form more Lusamine junk cause I'm a big girl and yall aint my dad. Un-fuckin-fortunately my tire was absolutely obliterated when I went outside. Talk about a good way to start your morning. First the milk was solid and now this! I think my wife may or may not have had something to do with it, idunno. Shes been whispering for ... » Continue Reading
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Category: Music
Alright kids, you all know i am obsessed with Lusamine and that i am definitely married to her. However, the amount of love I feel for Lusamine is just barely above the love I feel for really old rock music from like the 70s and 80s (and rom hacks of early pokemon games but we aint talking about that today). One I love is a hard rock song called Highway Star. There are two really impressive bits w... » Continue Reading
Category: Religion and Philosophy
Alright kids, I have no idea to construct a shrine to a person. Especially if the woman in question totally really exists and I'm totally really married to her. As far as I know, most shrines have to have like incense and offerings and it has to have some sort of holy value. However, I am clueless on how I could construct one around my wife. Like what incense is the most Lusamine-esque or what obj... » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
Alright, since I'm banned from most local stores because they're all haters I gotta go like forever away to buy my awesome junk. I needed some snazzy decorations for my room eh? Turns out that the stuff I love is like 2 towns away. Traveling alllll the way basically across the whole world took guts. Unfortunately, guts are rare among this messed up world of butts. I am a huge wuss, so I had to tra... » Continue Reading
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
Alright, yuns dont know but I am canonically enrolled in a local university. What do I want to do? You may or may not, most likely door number 2, be asking me. I'm balls deep in, just completed year one a little while ago and I am preparing for year two. For my major, I would not mind pursuing healthcare. Sounds insane honestly, like yeah that takes years to make into a workable career. There aint... » Continue Reading
Category: Life
Due to my totally reasonable attachment to an arguably fictional character, I have gained a completely healthy tactic to push myself to do basic things to take care of myself. Yall can call me mentally ill all yuns want cause yuns don git it, yalls are jealous. The core reason I maintain good dental care, have a weird workout routine, eat a balanced diet, go for a walk every once in a while, and h... » Continue Reading
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Category: Romance and Relationships
Alright, so once in a while we like to go eat dinner as a family. I am not allowed to bring the cutout of my very real wife, lusamine, because my parents are fantastic in laws that support my marriage. Telling me that my psychiatrist says I have to divorce her, sorry dudes I just can't do such a thing. So last week or so I brought her anyways okay? What kind of a woman would I be to deny my wife t... » Continue Reading
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