Steel Ball Run

Alright kids, I'm in an upset mood today, not because my wife says that microwaving metal is bad, but because I cannot find a copy of JJBA part 7: Steel Ball Run. I have traveled across great lengths to obtain this piece of art. This is a story of some guy who can't walk and his definitely gay lover traveling in a horse race. Who wouldn't want this? I was ready, I was determined, and I was going to come home with SOMETHING. I was so ready to read this fantastic work by our lord and saviour Araki. I actually touched grass for this, put on makeup, the works. Time to go driving to store mode. Now the first store was a bit of a risk, I am not allowed to enter it. I was banned from this one when I tried to hang out with my wife here. Yeah it turns out these people hate seeing true and real love. Shocker! Now even when I laid low and tried to look for a copy, nothing. Wow, just risked my life for nothing! I was pretty sad to learn this. They just had JJK instead, good series but not what I'm looking for right this second. Store 2, less life risking but it's in the more busy area of the city. My wife is not a patient woman, so I gotta hurry up quick on this trip. She might take away my legos, oh god forbid. Now I had to talk to people here. Yalld be surprised to know that I do in fact have social skills. I don't like talkin to people much though. I feel like they're all too nice and in my face. I like to be left alone yknow? Besides Lusamine would absolutely be jealous, yall know how she be. No sbr here either though. I felt a bit crushed honestly, I didn't have much left in me at this point. However, just a final burst of determination set in. I had one more option, another banned place. Risking my life out here again, for the entertainment of all of my haters. Didn't care, I was going to do it. Went in, avoided hater detection and snuck like a sneak god through the shop. But even past all of the rolling boulders and fuckin crocodiles defending the place, no Steel Ball Run. I went home empty again! My wife was pissed, not because of SBR but because I clogged all of the drains in the house with rubber cement again. That's for another day but I feel great sadness for my lack of homosexual cowboys and spirit hamon. I have failed once again.

- Lusamine's defeated concubine