Up to my eyeballs

Alright kids, this Uni work is absolutely killing me. You guys ever go 38 hours without sleep? Yo girl did!!!! Yep the wife of a real definitely not fake person, the consumer of hamster pellets, the myth, the legend herself: Lusamine's Concubine has had back to back sleepless nights.

Now why? Why why whyyyyy do I not sleep here? Well it is because I have many lectures and asynchronous classes to run through. Although that sounds good it truly is nooooottttt for me. I can't really do that schedule because I try to do way too much at once and I do not know how to space it out. I try to do like 7 rather long assignments at once and my tiny raisin brain can't tell how much more I actually need to do. I end up biting off more than I can take and finish weeks early no matter what I try at the cost of my brain power

On the bright side! I am doing good here. My scores are way up and I'm starting from a great position here. Although I haven't had a break from my work in a single day, I feel good about my marks. Classes aren't bad either. Lot of basic classes like literacy and history. Many other bland things as I am getting those out of the way before I figure out what I want to do. 3 of the main ones I plan to discuss are my mathmatics, philosophy, and psychology courses. Mathmatics is self explainatory, 4 + 6 is 11 sorta stuff. But!!! This math has numbers and words in it. Yeah whole words yall: cos, tan, and sin. The real sin is the brain gymnastics I have to do to spell this stuff out. Psychology, again, basic but we learned about sigmund freud and I found out some awful things about sexual attraction and repressed, subconcious desires and thoughts and that apparently that people are attracted to their own moms for some stupid reason. Now that sounds dumb to me okay? Like I could not fathom the insane fella that actually wants a woman twice their age who has mom like qualities. Totally couldn't I just don't get it. Philosophy just sucks, I wanted to take French or Spanish instead. That is all to say about it

And that's the roster. I want to study well here. I do not got the guts to do a cheat code for my homework and projects as much as these 3 random classes suck for me. Besides, I would like to get my grades very good in order to make my parents happy with my performance. They're a little mad at me for turning the basement into a shrine to my one real wife and causing the neighbours to flee en masse because of it. This will make up for that now won't it? Tarnished digital footprint aside, my parents put money into this so I can't really fail anything. It just isn't an option for me right now. At least I might attain this strange thing called common sense and critical thinking...

- Lusamine's Insomniac Concubine