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Alright kids, I have no idea to construct a shrine to a person. Especially if the woman in question totally really exists and I'm totally really married to her. As far as I know, most shrines have to have like incense and offerings and it has to have some sort of holy value. However, I am clueless on how I could construct one around my wife. Like what incense is the most Lusamine-esque or what object and method of worship do I pull off here?  It's tough ironically but not ironically forming a religion around a conventionally attractive fictional character. Even if I figure this stuff out, how am I even supposed to explain this to my loved ones and friends. Yes I somehow have a decent social life, surprise surprise. My parents would think that a shrine like this would top the time that I microwaved a metal pan as the worst moment they've ever had parenting me. As far as I can go here is to make a shrine utilising a large amount of paraphernalia surrounding my wife who totally exists and having November Rain by Guns N' Roses playing around it. Yall bet your left leg that I would worship at that shrine daily. 10/10

-Lusamines pious concubine