Wild activities

Alright kids this was one weird little week. I wanted to get supplies to form more Lusamine junk cause I'm a big girl and yall aint my dad. Un-fuckin-fortunately my tire was absolutely obliterated when I went outside. Talk about a good way to start your morning. First the milk was solid and now this! I think my wife may or may not have had something to do with it, idunno. Shes been whispering for me to commit serious levels of arson because shes very real and she can just do that. The culprit is likely unknown, I don't even know if Lusamine could wreck tires anyways. I had to go out and fix this awesome tire issue. Since my transport was busted up more than my teeth that one time I chewed a rock, I had to borrow a vehicle. You don't know the agony of having to ask someone to drive you to buy cheap tires a few towns over. Holy goddess in heaven I was never so sweaty in my life. Thank John Stamos that my grandparents helped my silly little butt out. I love them right now, they lended me their automobile for a little while. I set off for this bomb ass place and I had to drive for nearly an HOUR but this tire place sold tires worth as much as my tshirt so it was worth it. Tire get though, it was a patched up masterpiece just like my cutouts depicting my wife. It was when I got home that I realised that I had to do this myself though. I never ever installed a tire! Out here googling how to tire a car. Turns out I gotta "jack off" my car? No idea why we're doing this today but hey let's try it. Now I never jacked off my car before, but I barely almost crushed myself to death so I thought I did well. The thing was up in the air. Nice and tight just like yo mama. Tire took a bit of hopes and prayers and about half my body weight in tea breaks, but it was success. I put its nuts in the holes all nice and secure. The hard part was finding out what a wrench was. After I finally managed to get everything in order, I was so exhaused I just stood at home for the day. Didn't even want to go back and head to the printing shop anymore. I was going to let that wait. I just went in and watched 4 hours of infomercials. This bizarre adventure was enough for a while anyways

- Lusamines sweaty concubine