LusaminesConcubine

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I ain't schizophrenic yuns are just jealous

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Banned from the bodega

Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

Okay it was a pretty nice day until I got word that I am no longer allowed to set foot in many of my local shops. All I did was bring a pillow endowed with an, arguably r rated, image of my wife. Apparently you aren't allowed to bring your spouses anywhere these days. I went in the store with her as anyone else would their partners and then the shopkeep gained a look of what can only be described ... » Continue Reading

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My Mother

Category: Romance and Relationships

So I was hanging out with my mom today and she once again brought up the life sized cardboard cutout of my wife I keep with me for protection from the thing that stares. She told me that if I keep that thing any longer then she was going to call a hazmat team to take it from me because it was apparently causing people to set up barriers around our house. I love my mom and her opinons mean a lot to... » Continue Reading

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