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I ain't schizophrenic yuns are just jealous
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Category: Life
Due to my totally reasonable attachment to an arguably fictional character, I have gained a completely healthy tactic to push myself to do basic things to take care of myself. Yall can call me mentally ill all yuns want cause yuns don git it, yalls are jealous. The core reason I maintain good dental care, have a weird workout routine, eat a balanced diet, go for a walk every once in a while, and h... » Continue Reading
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Category: Romance and Relationships
Alright, so once in a while we like to go eat dinner as a family. I am not allowed to bring the cutout of my very real wife, lusamine, because my parents are fantastic in laws that support my marriage. Telling me that my psychiatrist says I have to divorce her, sorry dudes I just can't do such a thing. So last week or so I brought her anyways okay? What kind of a woman would I be to deny my wife t... » Continue Reading
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Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping
Okay it was a pretty nice day until I got word that I am no longer allowed to set foot in many of my local shops. All I did was bring a pillow endowed with an, arguably r rated, image of my wife. Apparently you aren't allowed to bring your spouses anywhere these days. I went in the store with her as anyone else would their partners and then the shopkeep gained a look of what can only be described ... » Continue Reading
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Category: Romance and Relationships
So I was hanging out with my mom today and she once again brought up the life sized cardboard cutout of my wife I keep with me for protection from the thing that stares. She told me that if I keep that thing any longer then she was going to call a hazmat team to take it from me because it was apparently causing people to set up barriers around our house. I love my mom and her opinons mean a lot to... » Continue Reading
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