"Giving up the numbers already? I really wanted to see 21!" me IGNORING you: I think I do not want people recommending me games in general. Sometimes I get bored with the one game I've played for five years straight and want to try something different. I have my few personal choices, some games on my Game Boy Advance (going through Mega Man Battle Network 3 rn), old nostalgic flash games I loved a... » Continue Reading
"You skipped 18!!! You skipped 18!!!" Well okay yeah well when your mom skipped over to my house she bent her large ass over, she's a real salad dodger, and she let me do my business like I'm Donald Trump running for president. I put it on her left cheek, her right cheek, and put my excali- okay okay LTG is a weirdo I'm not doing this bit just shut up!! 19 65 is the year Neil Armstrong and Buzz Al... » Continue Reading
That was the day I decided to stop beating around the bush and booked a therapy session. (this is a follow-up on the last post, read that before you read this) It's been a while since that first post and I've gone through a flurry of emotions, completely out of shape from the DABDA formula I've gone through with previous instances of grieving. Rather, every emotion was blended together in a stran... » Continue Reading
That was the last time you spoke to me before taking your own life. I checked up on you a couple times after, but you never responded. I always thought you were busy until I had someone break the news to me today as I was scrolling my phone after waking up. Even as I'm writing this, I only have 35 minutes before I gotta stop fucking around and get ready for work. What were you preparing me for? I ... » Continue Reading
This one is dedicated to someone I don't know all too well admittedly, but confided in being hurt by presumably their mother. I've changed the names around because I believe they are owed privacy. This is primarily about my own stories, anyways. TO ANONYMOUS. I remember when my parents used to hit me when I was younger. Being a bit of a rapscallion growing up, I'd get into trouble and swiftly be b... » Continue Reading
Toes. Lollipops. Fighting Games. What do all these things have in common? I SUCK (AT) THEM. Today I had one of those perfect scenarios that makes life that much better. We recently bought this new vacuum cleaner that's super modern in comparison to our old one. Pretty cool and I definitely prefer it over the old crummy one, but I wouldn't go outta my way to say that I enjoy doing chores. I'm not... » Continue Reading
You read the title. So, "Ghoti". I'm a major Lupe Fiasco fan and he named a song on Drill Music In Zion after the 'word'. It's a cheeky way of saying "fish" that plays on ridiculous linguistic rules the English language enforces. The logic is as follows: GH - F : The 'gh' like tough, rough or trough. O - I : The 'o' in women. TI - SH : The 'ti' in motion or notion or fruition. Ergo, fish. Makes s... » Continue Reading
I've been going through something. Like, what, 4-5 days? I've been going through something. Be afraid. OR DON'T! Hello all, sorry for the inactivity and sour note I left my two fans on (hello Smunch and Em). Seasonal depression can make a man act up. I'll try and put more time into my blog posts from now on and try and be a bit less of a negative Nancy when it comes to my people-watching habits o... » Continue Reading
There are few people as hateful as yours truly. I just do it in a way that most people don't really read as being spiteful or mean because of how I poise myself. Using the biggest hater of the hour, Kendrick Lamar Duckworth, as a frame of reference, I like to believe there are four key types of hater. EUPHORIA This is what most people consider 'hate' when they think of hate and it's the most com... » Continue Reading
SO I WAS MAD LAST NIGHT. To set the stage, I was working on a post where I vented my frustrations with being a game dev and some of the perils of hanging around people that will never respect you. It was a really detailed piece that I was extremely proud of, only to send the post through and watch as Spacehey deleted it for no reason. No warning, no nothing, just an hour of my life and this really... » Continue Reading
Hello all, I'm writing this one at the request of my alleged wife, who I finally showed my profile after tinkering with it for a few days. She likes it! Regardless, today was pretty eventful (and swelteringly hot!) so I can squeeze a few stories out of the past 24 hours if I wanted to. This story technically goes back a few days. I live in Illinois, close by Chicago and whatnot, and go around nor... » Continue Reading