Toes. Lollipops. Fighting Games. What do all these things have in common? I SUCK (AT) THEM. Today I had one of those perfect scenarios that makes life that much better. We recently bought this new vacuum cleaner that's super modern in comparison to our old one. Pretty cool and I definitely prefer it over the old crummy one, but I wouldn't go outta my way to say that I enjoy doing chores. I'm not... » Continue Reading
You read the title. So, "Ghoti". I'm a major Lupe Fiasco fan and he named a song on Drill Music In Zion after the 'word'. It's a cheeky way of saying "fish" that plays on ridiculous linguistic rules the English language enforces. The logic is as follows: GH - F : The 'gh' like tough, rough or trough. O - I : The 'o' in women. TI - SH : The 'ti' in motion or notion or fruition. Ergo, fish. Makes s... » Continue Reading
I've been going through something. Like, what, 4-5 days? I've been going through something. Be afraid. OR DON'T! Hello all, sorry for the inactivity and sour note I left my two fans on (hello Smunch and Em). Seasonal depression can make a man act up. I'll try and put more time into my blog posts from now on and try and be a bit less of a negative Nancy when it comes to my people-watching habits o... » Continue Reading
There are few people as hateful as yours truly. I just do it in a way that most people don't really read as being spiteful or mean because of how I poise myself. Using the biggest hater of the hour, Kendrick Lamar Duckworth, as a frame of reference, I like to believe there are four key types of hater. EUPHORIA This is what most people consider 'hate' when they think of hate and it's the most com... » Continue Reading
SO I WAS MAD LAST NIGHT. To set the stage, I was working on a post where I vented my frustrations with being a game dev and some of the perils of hanging around people that will never respect you. It was a really detailed piece that I was extremely proud of, only to send the post through and watch as Spacehey deleted it for no reason. No warning, no nothing, just an hour of my life and this really... » Continue Reading
Hello all, I'm writing this one at the request of my alleged wife, who I finally showed my profile after tinkering with it for a few days. She likes it! Regardless, today was pretty eventful (and swelteringly hot!) so I can squeeze a few stories out of the past 24 hours if I wanted to. This story technically goes back a few days. I live in Illinois, close by Chicago and whatnot, and go around nor... » Continue Reading
I'm gonna copy-paste some of my albumoftheyear.com reviews onto this site but only the few that I think are notable enough to be put on my blog. VULTURES 1 In preparation for this review, I listened to WTT, KSG and V1 in succession and came to an obvious conclusion by the time I was done. Compared to how grand Watch The Throne wa » Continue Reading
I HATE THE WAY THAT YOU WALK I HATE THE WAY THAT YOU TALK I HATE THE WAY THAT YOU DRESS!!!!!! The way I discuss stuff can vary from subject to subject. Sometimes I get a little poetic, getting my little poet beret on as I roleplay as Billy Woods trying to writ » Continue Reading
I'VE always been a bit weird when it comes to forming relationships. I had a short-lived thing (only a few months) going on with this girl I met from college about 2 years ago and proceeded to get swept along by a woman I've known on Discord for a while, who has had me wrapped around her fingers since we started to really talk in 2023 (sorta, it's not an actual relationship and its complicated and... » Continue Reading