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GHOTI IS FUCKING STUPID.

You read the title.

So, "Ghoti". I'm a major Lupe Fiasco fan and he named a song on Drill Music In Zion after the 'word'. It's a cheeky way of saying "fish" that plays on ridiculous linguistic rules the English language enforces. The logic is as follows:

GH - F: The 'gh' like tough, rough or trough.

O - I: The 'o' in women.

TI - SH: The 'ti' in motion or notion or fruition. 

Ergo, fish. Makes sense, right? 

Wrong.

Riddle me this, SpaceHey. Who the everloving fish-eyed FUCK pronounces the 'o' in women as an 'i'??? Is everyone just stupid? Nobody I've ever knows pronounces it as "wimen", anyone who has is forcing it. It makes no sense. You are saying "fush", not fish. Fush isn't a real word, and neither is ghoti. You are saying nonsense if you actually follow the logic that allows for the phrase to exist. You are stupid. Ghoti is stupid. Lupe Fiasco is stu- er, no, he's the goat. He can't be stupid, he made Ghoti. That song is goated. The """word""" ghoti isn't goated though, because it's stupid, and so are you for thinking ghoti works.


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