i was gonna hang out with a friend of mine today but shes sick so i ended up going for a meal with my mum and her friend which was very very very very very very awkward. they went to the cinema so i just walked around for a bit and some 9 year old girl in pink leggings and a butterfly shirt complemented by slipknot shirt in HMV, it was a very odd experience. then i got the bus home and it was full... » Continue Reading
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(im english so will refer to it as a "film" even though its american, suck it up lifes not fair) My favourite film is: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind It would be impossible to summarise this film properly here, so go and watch it, but read this first because I'm very cool and my opinions are valid. Basically: some guy (Joel) finds out his girlfriend (Clementine) has had every memory of » Continue Reading
Little bit of background That's right, its time for more comedy writing from yours truly. My English teacher wanted the class to write a 100 word story, usually I use this as an opportunity to rant but I couldn't really be assed this day. The story ZAM! Zinky Zook from planet 17 was in his space mobile looking for star dust. He'd tried to quit but it was just too » Continue Reading
i havent got too many as ive only recently been searching for them. im hoping to gain enough knowledge to make my own website soon which ill definitely put a proper list on, think of this as a rough draft. Every Noise at Once - this site contains every music genre mapped out based on similarities. if you click on them you can listen to a little preview or look at different artists from that genre.... » Continue Reading
intro the title was possibly misleading, this is just a random ramble about my life currently because ive sort of been having an ongoing crisis of self for multiple months now. maybe thats actually a sign im exactly where i need to be but this isnt another one of my philosophical posts. what ive been into lately ive been listening to a lot of elliott smith (as always), i really like the lyrics in ... » Continue Reading
(heres a comedy routine i wrote on scientology, ill probably never perform it because, well, im not a comedian, im just a mentalist who writes this stuff for fun. ANYWAY ENJOY!) I'd like to speak about a very important topic that i hold dear to my heart, and that is scientology. And no, I'm not being sucked into some pyramid scheme that's not why I like it, in fact, I'll explain it to you and you'... » Continue Reading
i dont know when i last ranted, probably not that long ago to be honest. i havent had a real friend since i was 11, sure theres people i talk to at school and message occasionally but i dont really have friends. i think im just annoying, when i start talking i cant stop myself and i end up saying really stupid embarrassing shit. theres people at school who i guess i could talk to but i dont know h... » Continue Reading
bloody love music. heres some of the tops. 1. sabbath bloody sabbath by black sabbath favourite song: sabbath bloody sabbath this album has such a great feel to it, its an immediate mood booster. the songs are so catchy whilst also never getting boring. ozzys vocals are incredible. this was the album that has made me now start listening to more 70s music. 2. either/or by elliott smith favourite s... » Continue Reading
ill try and keep this as respectful as possible, im fully open to the possiblity of a God and im not here to bash on your beliefs, do whatever you want. we were learning about the beliefs of some religions in a philosophy lesson and i found the whole thing a bit stressful as someone who cant really imagine a higher power. we looked at the belief that if you follow what youre meant to do (based on ... » Continue Reading
(Elliott Smith is my favourite musician right now. I've had a few rough points recently so I've kind of just clutched onto something and become obsessed with it. This list isn't just songs or interviews, it's a bit of everything.) "Depressing isn't a word I'd use to describe my music. But there is some sadness in it - there has to be, so that the happiness will matter " "Playing things too safe is... » Continue Reading
dear person one If you're going to cancel our plans a day before, please be fucking straight up with why. Don't give me that "my parents won't let me" and then wait for me to pry it out of you before adding "my friend asked to go, and I'd rather go with him". dear person two If I rant to you because youre the only person left who i can tell dont respond with "boohoo". And dont cry homophobia when ... » Continue Reading