BATSHIT ALIEN STORY "the adventures of 'zinky zook'"

Little bit of background

That's right, its time for more comedy writing from yours truly. My English teacher wanted the class to write a 100 word story, usually I use this as an opportunity to rant but I couldn't really be assed this day. 

The story

ZAM! Zinky Zook from planet 17 was in his space mobile looking for star dust. He'd tried to quit but it was just too good. WOAH! Minky Mook appeared, Zinkys personified dignity! "Hey! You don't need to depend on star dust Zinky. We love you-" ZAP! Zinky shot 5 sharp beams of light out his eyes, burning Minky to a crisp. "NICE TRY MINK! YOURE NOT MY FATHER ANYMORE." He hung minkys head on the bonnet of his space mobile for all to see, before flying into a spaceburg. CRASH! Dave woke up in bed. He was hallucinating again. Sick!

Life update

I said id post this earlier, I'm a bit sick of this site to be honest though. Don't get me wrong its well made but its overflowing in tik tokers and annoying people. Seriously, scrolling through the blogs page and seeing "flag discourse" and dnis makes me want to smash my laptop and fucking eat grass just to make sure I don't end up like that.

Point being, I've been experimenting using other sites such as neocities, friendproject and retrobook so here's those links:

Neocities: Beccas Planet (neocities.org)

retrobook: retrobook | (theretrobook.net)

friendproject: Becca on FriendProject.net - www.friendproject.net/353782