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This New Poem Today
Category: Books and Stories
Which this is this? This this? That this, or this that? This that, or the other thing? Is this? no... this is... Ah... This is This this. ^D^ » Continue Reading
Nicole
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The Great Feel So Offensive
Category: Music
Dear HeySpace, Here to say it is important to be in touch with our feelings. For the origin, and final destination of all considerations, in thought, you know, and I know, and we both really couldn't, they say, to be honest, is emotion, is feeling. For to think about our feelings will always distort them, you know, because they run deeper than thoughts, you know, and feelings are indescribable, th... » Continue Reading
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Merry Christmas, you hygienic animals.
Category: Books and Stories
Dear HeySpace, Here to say Merry Christmas to all! Christmas, they say, is Christ's Birthday, you know, celebration moved by Constantine to December, when Christ was really born in summertime, they say. They say he did that because summertime's Sol Invictus was too unconquerable for all that Roman conquest, and so Christianity's loyal followers decided to conquer Christ for their own purposes, the... » Continue Reading
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Agoraphobia Deploratopia
Category: Travel and Places
Dear HeySpace, Here to say I've been feeling a bit agoraphobic, maybe more so anthrophobic, maybe more feeling the pulse of my anti-deploratopic, recently. All the faces and their disgraces, all their loathsome paces and banal goose chases, really, I don't feel a need for them at all. But it is this very conception that makes it all a pain, to be alone is no solution, and to know them all deplorat... » Continue Reading
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The Great Don't Think So Offensive
Category: School, College, University
Dear HeySpace, Here to say I think it is silly how often people say they don't think so. They clearly do, when they say they think they don't, for how else should they think to say what it is they don't? What it is that they are thinking that they don't think, its clear they do! Really, you know, they say they don't think so, to be honest, when they really just think otherwise, you know, and prior... » Continue Reading
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Puella, Pain, and the Poison
Category: Pets and Animals
Dear HeySpace, Here to say if you're a Puella, a girl, an innocent but oh so foolish girl who can't seem to take responsibility for her actions, and goes around drinking poisons to alleviate the pain of your foibles with even more dreadful ones, really, your best bet might be to sit down in the dark where your shadow creeps every wall and listen to the silence for a bit. Really, I mean, really, yo... » Continue Reading
The Great Good Grief Offensive
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
Dear Heyspace, Here to say good grief, really, my, my, my, what a conundrum we've contended. In all manner of asanine zeal and covetous lust another sort of little bitty but all so bothersome bootshackle bumbled its way into the gears of the so taciturn warbling woodwork of my weekend whatnots and whereabouts. And oh, to my consternation, all futility of blame withstanding, had I no one to blame b... » Continue Reading
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This sort of unabashed character, for good measure, rather perplexing.
Category: Friends
Dear HeySpace, Here to say about this sort of unabashed character I see out and about. At large, in short, slipping between the lines at length, and never seen waiting in them around the plaza, at least. This sort of unabashed character seems to have somewhere to be all the time, like they're in some sort of a big rush, to be honest, but the other day I saw them trapsing across the grass, regardle... » Continue Reading
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The Great Sleep Offensive
Category: Parties and Nightlife
Dear HeySpace, Here to say the Great Sleep Offensive has been seen and contended. Indeed, with all manner of inane ambition, I thought myself privy to never sleep again! And how horrible it would have been if I should have won such a battle. Yes, indeed, I was again a child who skirted and scounced bedtime with all manners of excuse and deferral. Having oh so much fun building blocks and hearing s... » Continue Reading
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The Secrests of Eastern Medicine and The Legend of Paul Bunyan
Category: Food and Restaurants
Dear Heyspace, So I'm a bit of a fanatic about supplements, to be honest, you know, and so a while back I had invested a bit of money into Eastern medicine. Yeah, chemical X and chemical N, to be precise. And that shit is top tier, to be honest, let me tell you. Ever since I began supplementing Chemicals X and N nothing has been the same, you know, let me tell you. For one thing, they know what th... » Continue Reading
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Tamagotchi Tamaverse and the Great Dark Arts
Category: Romance and Relationships
Dear Heyspace, Here to say if I was the emperor of the Ancient Kingdom, I think I'd ban Tamagotchis for being necromancy. Those things are like phylacteries, you know. Put your love into the egg, they say, hatch the baby from the egg, they say, raise it up and feed it well, you know, and will it so exhort you to set it free, I wonder? For I learned my lesson, indeed, with the Tamagotchis, that abs... » Continue Reading
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A Heartfelt Composition - On Vulgarities and Malapropistic Connotations
Category: News and Politics
Dear Heyspace, Here to say I think its pretty offensive how offended people get. I mean, damn, mirror neurons be damned, I get offended by the faces they make when they get offended, and the great offensive is hot in live broadcast ground coverage right from the affront! Imagine I'm your girlfriend and I salaciously say I want to fuck you. Yeah, you, fuck you. Pretty rude, right, what did you ever... » Continue Reading