The Secrests of Eastern Medicine and The Legend of Paul Bunyan

Dear Heyspace,

So I'm a bit of a fanatic about supplements, to be honest, you know, and so a while back I had invested a bit of money into Eastern medicine. Yeah, chemical X and chemical N, to be precise. And that shit is top tier, to be honest, let me tell you. Ever since I began supplementing Chemicals X and N nothing has been the same, you know, let me tell you. For one thing, they know what they're doing over there, you know, been at it for aeons, you know, with the medicine, they say. And though modern science has torn trousers by leaps and bounds, everyone knows Paul Bunyan and his Big Blue Ox were worth more than that fuckwit contraption shit the chainsaw salesman was peddling, and they costed about forty bowls of porridge in comparison to the debt accrued by public healthcare services nation-wide, you know. In any case, Chemical X and N are condemned and narrowly defeated by the predominantly peddled Western synthetics, and have fallen into obscurity. But X marks the spot, and the Nth treasure chest holds the bounty, let me tell you. Politicoeconomic considerations aside, let me tell you, support Chinese Industry on this one, to be honest.

Best Regards,