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Category: Writing and Poetry

hello it is your boy here back with another video in a srs manner hi! i'm chiffon, an aspiring writer. every now and then i remember spacehey exists and post like crazy, now being one of those times.  i'm here to advertise my Free* Commissions !!! that's right, you, yes you, can get one of these bad boys (writing???) for Completely Free* !!! my portfolio lies in this link right here » Continue Reading

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how to (correctly) escape death

Category: Life

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how to (correctly) reach nirvana

Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

fhve y dou  jevery wnqtnaed  tot escpaptue  this s realism? fufuck you . stoeips to doign htiws is sh4eaerdser thathn  yiu eu'd  dthink. 1. hahhbve sacfrificial chidl 2. destroryeyed all mmmemroyr of yfour papst lives 3. rereahch out   to  the fggods   hthtata you bieleive inm 4. lelanr lat8n 5. saccririfcide the  chcidlsld 6. die nnnirravannan i is » Continue Reading

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how to (correctly) play the piano

Category: Music

are you musically inept? are you mentally disturbed? are you hotel tricago? Pain! play the painl taeks “two” days. First day, do the following set of instructions: 1. spend two hours pressing the “F” key until it is broken 2. look up the alphabet  3. draw a smiley  4. play Mozart’s Third Symphony! ten for the NEXT DAY: 1. replay Mozart’s Third Symphony! 2. caress the paino  3. wear some hot topic ... » Continue Reading

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how to (correctly) use a computer

Category: Web, HTML, Tech

i use a computer. so should you. in fact, you probably already compute on a daily basis. however, there's a very high chance you're doing it very wrong. bad.  how do you do it? ohhhh boy have i got a set of steps for you bud  1. grab a computer that is at lesast 15 by 37 inches. it will sing you lullabies as you go to sleep 2. use a separate keyboard. show the computer that it will Never feel yhou... » Continue Reading

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how to (correctly) write a book

Category: Writing and Poetry

many people out there are “Aspiring” writers. do you wanna join that group? well, grab a drink and some unemployment benefits; we’re in for a wild ride! writers have written many writings on so so so many writing machines !!! there Is a wide selection for you 😏  my first choice is THE COMPUTER personally. but other authors have used items such as: typewriter! paper! fax machine! asparagus! phone! ... » Continue Reading

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how to (correctly) dial 911

Category: SpaceHey

have you ever Waken Up in the morning? well some people haven't! for those circumstances (death, not death, birth sometimes) it's important to know who to dial! 911 is the most common emergency number in All countries. if you think otherwise, No you Don't  this is the easiest way to dial The Guys: 1. walk away from Issue. out of sight, out of mind! 2. find nearest "phone". 3. dial these three numb... » Continue Reading

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jesus and the followers were all gay for each other real not fake caught at 3 am cops called

Category: Religion and Philosophy

what the FUCK am i talking about but you know for a FACT that jesus and judas definitely had Those Vibes but honestly All of them did. those followers and jesus were in a polyamorous relationship and it was actually very nice and they cared about each other very much » Continue Reading

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Category: Blogging

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a calm step

Category: Writing and Poetry

feel your feet grace the earth's carefully crafted ground, grass twisting and twirling around your ankle, grounding you to the spot. you pull up the weeds growing on you, annoyed by their insistence. dirt lies in your stomach, but you pay it no mind. hear the sounds of nature taunting you with its beauty, enchanting and deadly; it hopes that you stay, but you never do so. maybe it's because you de... » Continue Reading

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i write shit

Category: Art and Photography

i write poetry follow my tumblr it has poetry ... ?? why ? idfk go ask your self > ... . .? ? » Continue Reading

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Category: Automotive

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