how to (correctly) play the piano

are you musically inept? are you mentally disturbed? are you hotel tricago? Pain!

play the painl taeks “two” days. First day, do the following set of instructions:

1. spend two hours pressing the “F” key until it is broken

2. look up the alphabet 

3. draw a smiley 

4. play Mozart’s Third Symphony!

ten for the NEXT DAY:

1. replay Mozart’s Third Symphony!

2. caress the paino 

3. wear some hot topic jeans 

4. do the splits in your hot topic jeans

5. 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

6. play Mozart’s Second Symphony!

now you can play The Pa !!!! 

Mozart would be very proud of you :)