"trapped in concrete help it's cold"
spreading plague spores
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Category: Blogging
My profile currently has two wolves inside it, the one that wants to play Star U and the one that wants to play that other song that keeps replacing Star U. Is this a cry for help? Is it having a crisis? Do I need to take it to the vet? I don't know. Maybe it's possessed by kurt cobain's spirit. Kurt, if you're reading this, love u. smooches. But also STOP CHANGING MY MUSIC!!!!!!!!1!!1 It clashes ... » Continue Reading
Category: Food and Restaurants
My big back decided to have my second fortune cookie of the day. It was yummy, because of course it was. I think they put crack in them because i am addicted to them the same way a bland basic popular teenager is addicted to their vape. Anywhizzles. The fortune inside told me to "share [my] witty humor with others". So here's a joke that took five seconds to make what did the cat say to the other ... » Continue Reading
Category: Food and Restaurants
My big back decided to have my second fortune cookie of the day. It was yummy, because of course it was. I think they put crack in them because i am addicted to them the same way a bland basic popular teenager is addicted to their vape. Anywhizzles. The fortune inside told me to "share [my] witty humor with others". So here's a joke that took five seconds to make what did the cat say to the other ... » Continue Reading
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Category: Podcast
i need to fart so bad chat. it's not even funny. my tumbus HURTS. it's like a caged tiger. it wants out. i farted in front of my friend earlier and it was great. if i fart in front of you, consider it an honor- i regard you highly. typing these on my phone is lacking umph i apologize.... once i get my grubby crusty ipad kid hands on that laptop it's on for realsies. rizzles and shizzles. do you ev... » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
I'm legit freezing my balls off. It's so freaking cold. I love winter, but cold is no good. Frío es no bien. i'm gonna gnaw through the walls of my school and make a tunnel system underground so i can hoard mustard packets and steal other students assignments so they'll be missing. Plan to get myself to valedictorian 💫 » Continue Reading
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Category: School, College, University
I AM SICK WITH THE PLAGUE YET THEY ARE HOLDING ME IN THIS PENITENTIARY!!!! I am NOT expanding my cranium. I am in a stupid creative writing class with a group project. I'm literally doing all the work for a group that doesn't understand my humor. Purgatory. Someone save me. Or send some Tylenol 💔💔💔 burning and rotting, releasing my plague spores xoxo stay radioactive pooksies » Continue Reading
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Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
should i turn to witchcraft, chat? i will place a curse on any opps or haters for five trinkets. Venmo also acceptable. $10 extra for eldritch curses XOXO. tarot readings for three dollars or one of those novelty popsicles. well written fanfics also acceptable as payment. stay real, from mega corporations you shall steal. xoxo, going nye nye. ps. are yall honk shoo honk shoo? or honk mimimi? » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
where my sweaty homies at?? my pits are like a majestic waterfall rn. like the one the unicorns are behind. i need my old spice stick. make it a double frfr. I need a two pack of them lil bitches. i snort the scent up like a soccer mom with bath and body works candles. and don't act like yall can't relate, i know some of yall sweat like a millionaire superchurch preacher in the vatican. You kmow t... » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
Just farted. felt great. i feel free like a bird newly released from the confines of a cage. » Continue Reading
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