Petition to bring back casual gowns

Am I the only one who thinks that fashion is incredibly dull these days? All anyone wears is "essentials fear of god" and sweatpants with uggs or those ugly yeezy slides with the holes in them. I don't know who told people that those look good, but they literally look like swiss cheese. Uggs are understandable... but I think I speak for a group of people when I say that fashion has hit a decline. Where's the whimsy? The passion? The girls who dress up every day in their unique alternative or cutesy fashion get it, they're awesome. I love them. I love the y2k girls and the goth girls. Kisses. Smooches. Fat slobbery open mouth kisses. I'm exclusively dissing the people who think sweatpants and a hoodie qualifies as a fashion statement. Especially when they purposefully do the saggy pants thing where they show their underwear and/or buttcrack. 

Fun fact, the trend of sagging pants like that originated in prisons for guys to tell other guys that they want a wee wee in their bootyhole. And no, I'm not making that up. 

Anyways, I think we should bring back an old fashion and turn it into a fashion subgenre. Guillotine-whimsy. Think upper class france in the 1800's. Big gowns and those crazy hairstyles. I personally think that would go crazy. I want to be able to wear those absolutely hugenormous gowns. Another plus, no one can see when you fart- it's muffled by all the layers of fabric. I need that sometimes. I fart like a freaking beast. 

XOXO, love you all, my lovely mosquitoes.