Employment

I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN BLOGGING POOKIES!!! Employment hit me like a freight train. Not really. I'm just dramatic. I was recently employed as a swim instructor, and ngl it hasn't been too bad. Children are funny. 

School has been the same, still boring and I can still only tolerate like, five people. I hate people. Anyways, I've been very tired lately and haven't had much energy. But today I have energy so here I am, typing away on my keyboard to feed my loyal readers (Hi Sharon luv u). So let me give you the tea. 

I have developed beef with a coworker I have, who is also in my walking/personal fitness class. I guess I have no particular reason to hate him as much as I do other than the reason that I think his barber hates him just as much, if not MORE than I do. He has the worst haircut. It looks so bad. His hair looks like a brown plate on his head because the sides are shaved. Also, he apparently doesn't respect women, as I observed from a conversation I eavesdropped on because they were LITERALLY walking right behind me and talking loudly. He also has a lot of audacity, as he had left his wallet at work (why he needs it there is beyond me, maybe he purchases all that audacity from a dealer nearby), and asked my sister (our higher up) if he could come over to OUR HOUSE to get HER KEYS to fix an easily preventable mistake that was made entirely on his own accord. I do not like him. Also he kept talking over one of my favorite coworkers and bitching about how he hates subway. Like bro shut your yap before I get you fired. 

Additionally, apparently a guy was arrested near my workplace for yelling and rambling like a crazy person in the parking lot. Like okay funky spirit but I see the enthusiasm. I heard him earlier while I was cleaning at the end of my shift, but the second I decided to peek out the fence and look, he's silent and gone??? Was he a ghost? Perhaps wrongfully killed?? I don't know. Hope he's doing alright. In jail. 

And I told Angelina I would write about this here, so here it is. You heard it here, folks, ANGELINA SEASONS FOOD LIKE A WHITE WOMAN!!!! She is cooking dinner and I asked her what she seasoned it with and she says "Salt and pepper." Apparently she also used a very small amount of paprika and garlic powder, and even some lemon juice, however it must have been a small amount because I couldn't taste it when I tried it. I feel bad for saying that because it did taste good, she's a good cook, she just needs to learn that seasonings don't make you weak. They make u strong like donkey Kong. Then she proceeded to add whole milk to it. Also Angelina if you're reading this, TOMATOES AMD ONIONS AREN'T SEASONINGS!!! THEY'RE VEGETABLES!! Wait is tomato a vegetable?? Idk. 

I need to poopie now so bye bye!! Love u all my little bees XOXOXOXO