flatulence the sequel

i need to fart so bad chat. it's not even funny. my tumbus HURTS. it's like a caged tiger. it wants out. i farted in front of my friend earlier and it was great. if i fart in front of you, consider it an honor- i regard you highly.

typing these on my phone is lacking umph i apologize.... once i get my grubby crusty ipad kid hands on that laptop it's on for realsies. rizzles and shizzles.

do you ever think about how technically everyone is fluent in pig latin as long as they know how it works

XOXO live freely my whimsical buttcheeks