Fortune cookie wisdom

My big back decided to have my second fortune cookie of the day. It was yummy, because of course it was. I think they put crack in them because i am addicted to them the same way a bland basic popular teenager is addicted to their vape. Anywhizzles. The fortune inside told me to "share [my] witty humor with others". So here's a joke that took five seconds to make

what did the cat say to the other cat?

whatever you said is probably wrong because they're divorced and he's asking to see the kids. But she says no because he doesn't pay child support. Also, he went to jail for illegal gambling and catnip trade. tea frfr. 

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