Fat dog.

My sister's dog is literally built like a cinder block. She's 21 pounds and she's literally heavier than both our bigger dogs. HELP. Sometimes when I lay down she'll stand on my chest and it literally feels like I'm being suffocated. She also keeps licking my arm hairs. Do they taste good? Is there something I don't know? Should I also be licking my arm hairs??

Stay real my little earthworms XOXOXO kisses besos 

Also hi Sharon. I'm in your walls and eating your insulation <3