"trapped in concrete help it's cold"
spreading plague spores
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Category: School, College, University
I AM SICK WITH THE PLAGUE YET THEY ARE HOLDING ME IN THIS PENITENTIARY!!!! I am NOT expanding my cranium. I am in a stupid creative writing class with a group project. I'm literally doing all the work for a group that doesn't understand my humor. Purgatory. Someone save me. Or send some Tylenol 💔💔💔 burning and rotting, releasing my plague spores xoxo stay radioactive pooksies » Continue Reading
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Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
should i turn to witchcraft, chat? i will place a curse on any opps or haters for five trinkets. Venmo also acceptable. $10 extra for eldritch curses XOXO. tarot readings for three dollars or one of those novelty popsicles. well written fanfics also acceptable as payment. stay real, from mega corporations you shall steal. xoxo, going nye nye. ps. are yall honk shoo honk shoo? or honk mimimi? » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
where my sweaty homies at?? my pits are like a majestic waterfall rn. like the one the unicorns are behind. i need my old spice stick. make it a double frfr. I need a two pack of them lil bitches. i snort the scent up like a soccer mom with bath and body works candles. and don't act like yall can't relate, i know some of yall sweat like a millionaire superchurch preacher in the vatican. You kmow t... » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
Just farted. felt great. i feel free like a bird newly released from the confines of a cage. » Continue Reading
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