first think about what you wanan blog about consider its implications how important is it to you are you an expert at this thing do you have a degree in physics? if the anwers to all of these are "what the fuck???" then u are ready first open up the blogging entry for stuff begin writing expertly write wtire write taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap mraow or somethijng :3 if you have written all u » Continue Reading
go to fahsion shop find the HEAT it should look cools like awesome probably hsa a cat buy said fashion heat go home wash it(very importnt) prepare amazing outfit like said heat and another said heat like skirt with a fuckton of cats on it and a hoodie with a fuckton of cats on it or maybe a sweater with a fuckton of cats on it wear that go outside u are n » Continue Reading
this blog goes out to mitty who was faced with numbers while reading okay we start with looking at numbers when you see number think about it envision it use your fingers 1 is 1 finger 2 is 2 fingers 17 is 17 fingers :3 now with this knowledge you will learn numbers and maths so to do maths you must have fingers 1 + 1 a + means you have to add together the numbers » Continue Reading
find topic you wish to learn acquire many books of topic think about what you know about topic eat one of the books consume it. Consume the knowledge. read other books(using how to read tutorial) contemplate every page of every book assign it all meaning Organize books based on favourite colours eat the covers get a healthy snack like a milkshake milkshake :3 yummy read the books » Continue Reading
pick up the food item look at it mark down its dimensions think about it throw it at someone pick it back up fix it put it back together smell it open your mouth put the entire food in your mouth close your mouth absorb it. congratulations you have eated food!!! » Continue Reading
prepare yourself drink lots of water and food unlock your mind look at something funny contemplate it now think about it you are now thinking congratulations this tutorial goes out to subwoofer i hope this helped » Continue Reading
acquire paints acquire paint brushes get water get a thingy to art on yay you have supplies time to art put paintbrush in paints painty paint whatever u like shapes shapes triangle gets silly :3 now to clean paintbrush for new paint!!! put it in the water shakey shake shake it shake it shake the paint brush now uh idk magic to dry it off p » Continue Reading
see letter think about letter consider the implications of letter write it down contemplate the letter once all completed yay!!! you read 1 letter now continue onto next letter continue once word is read think about word consider the word's feelings contemplate the word assign hidden meaning to the word once complete yay!!!! you read a word!!! now you can read!!! » Continue Reading
enter vehicle insert key into key hole turn key right way engine go rbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrrrrrrr put gear shift into r drive backwards onto road hit someone(optional) drive backwards because its easier nyoooom hit a car go to hospital get sued this sucks lose car steal it back drive backwards into your enemy win. yay!!! » Continue Reading
see ball rapidly approach ball kick ball at goal where goal? find it kick ball at goal hope it goes in if it does YAY!!! if it doesnt try again » Continue Reading
acquire friends(Not required, alternatives include family, your enemies, your mind) convince them to play terrible game(monoply) buy monoply unpack it set it up decide on house rules begin playing monoply make your friends hate you, and you hate your friends because they bought something you want, or you bought something they want play for 8 hours bankrupt the bank bankrupt your friends your frien » Continue Reading
find the cat approach the cat reach hand out for cat to smell if cat chillin pet cat if cat not chillin run away because its gonna kill you with its mind » Continue Reading