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find the cat
approach the cat
reach hand out for cat to smell
if cat chillin
pet cat
if cat not chillin
run away
because its gonna kill you
with its mind
how to properly pet a cat
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find the cat
approach the cat
reach hand out for cat to smell
if cat chillin
pet cat
if cat not chillin
run away
because its gonna kill you
with its mind
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Subwoofer
Step 1- Hold it's neck region with both of your hands
Step 2- Squeeze it's neck with full force
Step 3- Thanks for reading
Step 4- I hear the voices in my head
Step 5- They won't stop
It is judging you for your sins.
The hour of judgement has arrived.
Prepare yourself.
For a cat's judgement is blind.
mraow ! :3
by Madam Meows-A-Lot; ; Report