how to play monoply

acquire friends(Not required, alternatives include family, your enemies, your mind)

convince them to play terrible game(monoply)

buy monoply

unpack it

set it up

decide on house rules

begin playing monoply

make your friends hate you, and you hate your friends

because they bought something you want, or you bought something they want

play for 8 hours

bankrupt the bank

bankrupt your friends

your friends hate you now

they hate monoply

time for uno