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Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN BLOGGING POOKIES!!! Employment hit me like a freight train. Not really. I'm just dramatic. I was recently employed as a swim instructor, and ngl it hasn't been too bad. Children are funny. School has been the same, still boring and I can still only tolerate like, five people. I hate people. Anyways, I've been very tired lately and haven't had much energy. But today I have... » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
This might be TMI.. but for the love of goose, if you have an ingrown toenail, take care of it before it gets bad!! Oh my gourd, I got one and ignored it because I thought it would go away but now it's literally growing into my toe and it HURTS! It started putting out puss and getting crusty but now it's just bleeding. And it's growing like a little fleshy pocket of blood. I don't think that's hea... » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
My toes are sweaty. That is all. XOXO love u my lovely subungal hematomas » Continue Reading
Category: Life
My toes are sweaty. That is all. XOXO love u my lovely subungal hematomas » Continue Reading
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Category: Pets and Animals
My sister's dog is literally built like a cinder block. She's 21 pounds and she's literally heavier than both our bigger dogs. HELP. Sometimes when I lay down she'll stand on my chest and it literally feels like I'm being suffocated. She also keeps licking my arm hairs. Do they taste good? Is there something I don't know? Should I also be licking my arm hairs?? Stay real my little earthworms XOXOX... » Continue Reading
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping
Am I the only one who thinks that fashion is incredibly dull these days? All anyone wears is "essentials fear of god" and sweatpants with uggs or those ugly yeezy slides with the holes in them. I don't know who told people that those look good, but they literally look like swiss cheese. Uggs are understandable... but I think I speak for a group of people when I say that fashion has hit a decline. ... » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
Hello snookie pookies. I know I haven't been posting and I know you guys miss me so so much » Continue Reading
Category: Blogging
My profile currently has two wolves inside it, the one that wants to play Star U and the one that wants to play that other song that keeps replacing Star U. Is this a cry for help? Is it having a crisis? Do I need to take it to the vet? I don't know. Maybe it's possessed by kurt cobain's spirit. Kurt, if you're reading this, love u. smooches. But also STOP CHANGING MY MUSIC!!!!!!!!1!!1 It clashes ... » Continue Reading
Category: Food and Restaurants
My big back decided to have my second fortune cookie of the day. It was yummy, because of course it was. I think they put crack in them because i am addicted to them the same way a bland basic popular teenager is addicted to their vape. Anywhizzles. The fortune inside told me to "share [my] witty humor with others". So here's a joke that took five seconds to make what did the cat say to the other ... » Continue Reading
Category: Food and Restaurants
My big back decided to have my second fortune cookie of the day. It was yummy, because of course it was. I think they put crack in them because i am addicted to them the same way a bland basic popular teenager is addicted to their vape. Anywhizzles. The fortune inside told me to "share [my] witty humor with others". So here's a joke that took five seconds to make what did the cat say to the other ... » Continue Reading
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Category: Podcast
i need to fart so bad chat. it's not even funny. my tumbus HURTS. it's like a caged tiger. it wants out. i farted in front of my friend earlier and it was great. if i fart in front of you, consider it an honor- i regard you highly. typing these on my phone is lacking umph i apologize.... once i get my grubby crusty ipad kid hands on that laptop it's on for realsies. rizzles and shizzles. do you ev... » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
I'm legit freezing my balls off. It's so freaking cold. I love winter, but cold is no good. Frío es no bien. i'm gonna gnaw through the walls of my school and make a tunnel system underground so i can hoard mustard packets and steal other students assignments so they'll be missing. Plan to get myself to valedictorian 💫 » Continue Reading
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