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Struggles of having a horizontal p***y instead of a vertical one:
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i cant piss girl. » Continue Reading
Jaded Jolie
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I'm getting a lobotomy on the 19th!
Category: Blogging
the rumors are true. im getting one. Love yall! ~jolie » Continue Reading
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Lady Gaga totally ruined Joseph's 18th birthday party,,
Category: Parties and Nightlife
Hey everyone, I just had to come on here and share the crazy story of what happened at my friend Joseph's 18th birthday party last night. It was supposed to be a night of fun, music, and celebration, but instead, it turned into a total disaster thanks to none other » Continue Reading
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We Need Passionate Fashion Designers
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping
Every store I go to has such repetitive clothing, The same slits on a basic shirt/dress template with an occasional print. It's so lazy but I kinda get it? Like inflation and all but why can't you just invest into something and advertise more on social media. i guess that's why they say It's all the matter of actually doing it because i feel like a lot of people have potential but just don't go fo... » Continue Reading
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Trying New Methods
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
I used to start off my days without caring about my well-being. i now realize that this behavior can be the most detrimental to myself and the people around me. So due to these circumstances, i decided to take a break from my phone and other social medias overall. I do hope to get back online to continue designing and planning out my friend and I's business and get back to talking with the people ... » Continue Reading
JOSEPHetamine Lives In My Closet
Category: Blogging
hey yall, its topher. basically, Joseph has been visiting me every day and night, like an endless sleepover, and the craziest thing is, I can't even tell where he is like most of the time.. I check my closet like every hour because I hear him making woOoing noises like people make to mock the sound that ghosts make. And I dont know if this is related but sometimes when i'm in my room chilling i fe... » Continue Reading
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Never coming to Avril Adorkable's house EVER AGAIN!
Category: Blogging
This is THE craziest bitch I've ever met!! I should've never came over bro I am currently typing this on my phone as i am locked in her dog's cage. Basically Avril and I hung out and at first it was all fun and we even got Goji berry bowls from smoothie king!! unfortunately due to my acid reflux and gerd i tasted acid in my throat and i ended up running to the bathroom but her dog got in the way a... » Continue Reading
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I met Ayesha Erotica and this is my story.
Category: Life
Ayesha... She was so weird... So mysterious... Anyways, in the evening of friday, i was finishing my Taco Bell shift and in comes Ayesha! "I eat here pretty much every fucking day!!" she screams. I gasp and notice that its the REAL Ayesha standing infront of me so... I walk up to her and ask for a picture. She screams the f slur at my face and i shake it off bc i thought she was just joking but a ... » Continue Reading
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Santa is a Criminal, Racist, & a Child/Animal Abuser (WITH PROOF)
Category: News and Politics
hey guys it’s jolie jaded, so my friend rich zombie AKA dakota and I have come to the realization that santa is a RACIST. you know the christmas we all know and love? well you won’t like it after you’ve read this.. So,, yk how we never hear white people say “ oh i’m going christmas gift shopping “ ??? i usually only hear colored people say that they’re going christmas gift shopping.. SO SANTA ONLY... » Continue Reading