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JOSEPHetamine Rose Toy Incident

ERM so like im in the hospital but it's not what you think! I wasnt the one injured.. it was Joseph!! So you might be wondering; girl, what happened; please get to the point!

WELL! He came to Texas to meet up with me like we've been planning for a while! And we've always shared a common humor for rose toys so I ended up surprising him one!! i bought it off of temu because i heard good things about it in the reviews

but anyways I gave it to him in a little box and he was like " WOW I'm so gonna use this thank you" and i was like surprised cuz i thought he was going to throw it away or something.. and so i was like happy he loved the gift i gave him!! so after that we want back to my place and i left to walk my cat cuz miss bonshaquitlofondria was so hyper and when i got back i heard a comically loud yell and i was like "HELLO?! " and joseph was like " this stupid rose toy electrocuted me and now i can't FEEL ANYTHING! " So i guess it's safe to say that temu rose toys are not safe for use... Oops

please help us with the medical bills... joseph has to get willy surgery😢


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Juan

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Jaded Jolly this story was funny. When will you blog next?


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Gisselle

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rip his willy


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