Never coming to Avril Adorkable's house EVER AGAIN!

This is THE craziest bitch I've ever met!! I should've never came over bro I am currently typing this on my phone as i am locked in her dog's cage. Basically Avril and I hung out and at first it was all fun and we even got Goji berry bowls from smoothie king!! unfortunately due to my acid reflux and gerd i tasted acid in my throat and i ended up running to the bathroom but her dog got in the way and i couldn't make it so i threw up on her dog!! Avril rushed over to me and was like " what the FUCK is wrong with you jaded jolly! " as if i threw up on PURPOSE! ^_^ Anyway. I was like omg im sorry i couldn't make it to the bathroom! And when i tell you this hoe swung hard at me girl i PASST the fuk out! ;_; Next thing you know I'm stuck in her dog's cage and she's tribal dancing around the cage playing the cure!! 

Please come pick me up ASAP! 

@ 1307 Hummingwrinkle, TX !!!