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Category: Food and Restaurants
when ryder met ryderer, it was liberal at first sight. he met her at barn high school and she was standing next to the stone oven on campus. Sexting his friend. He stroked over to say "porn!" he introduced himself and asked her name. she was so disintegrated. "Hi there!" she said naughtily, "my name is ryderer," she had seen him around and thought he was super frantic. they hold for a while then e... » Continue Reading
Category: Life
it was an erotic cold november day. i woke up to the hard smell of sushi roasting in the sex dungeon room downstairs. I shat down the stairs to see if i could help cream the dinner. My mum said "see if uncle needs a fresh racism," So i carried a tray of glasses full of lube to the spanking room. When i got there, i couldn't believed my pelvis! The cunts were slaying on the scotland. a story, by m... » Continue Reading
Category: Writing and Poetry
once upon a time, Barack Hussein had three STDS and he owned forty three pigs. the pigs were rabid and gay so Barack sent them to a conversion camp. In the camp, they had racist sex and lots of tiny pills. The pigs decided to fight Jesus in a giant condom wearing skimpy little bikinis. Jesus got trashed sexily and died. However, necrophilia was committed by the pigs. the police joined in on the ne... » Continue Reading
Category: Writing and Poetry
once upon a time there was a goose named trisha paytas. This goose was very famous for figure skating and had managed to create a modest living for themself. Trisha had a best friend called renee who had a lot of problems. One problem was their racism. this affected them greatly but did not allow this to interfere with their friendship with trisha. One day trisha received some devastating news. T... » Continue Reading
Category: Life
we have a new sub and he wants us to call him master bayshun and guess what his real name is! Wayne Kerr. Anyways there was a chicken in our class while we were using glitter and the chicken got into the glitter and it was like drag race for chickens and max and i were laughing so hard it was so funny. » Continue Reading
Category: Podcast
im going to court today for manslaughter. Reply if u wanna turn up tho » Continue Reading
Category: Writing and Poetry
this is yet another example of how easy it is to be deceived. as i once famously said, fool me once man shame on you m but fool me twice cant put the blame on you. this means you’re dumb » Continue Reading
Category: Religion and Philosophy
so today we walked into legal class and our substitute teacher was so moody for no reason and we was like “this is not on girl” anyways we sit at our desk at the back and the teacher was sideyeing us the WHOLE TIME n was obviously so jealous of us and so we was like “you gotta staring problem” and THIS BITCH SAYS “i’m prettier than youse” and no joke on the spot max and i said at the same time “bu... » Continue Reading
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
OKAY SO I KNOW THIS SOUNDS FAKE BUT I PROMISE ITS NOT WHAT THE FUCK. okay so we're sitting next to abbie and shes telling us of her sexual encounters and max n i are like "okay girl" and THEN we talk about wanting to fuck freddy fazbear (jokes duh) and THEN she says "i fucked a dog once" and we were like "ahah sure" and she goes "no fr i put peanut butter on my pussy and let her lick it," and at t... » Continue Reading
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Category: Friends
max and i just presented our legal presentation and it was so fire we literally got a standing ovulation or what ever its called. Were so talented. The teacher was like "youse are so talented heres 200 dollars," and max and i were like "no thats okay. educating youse is enough," and literally everyone clapped it was crazy. » Continue Reading
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
Youse might be wondering. Why did we do that. This is an example of how easy it is be deceived online. And you all fell for it. LLLLLLLLLOSERS » Continue Reading
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