storytime

so today we walked into legal class and our substitute teacher was so moody for no reason and we was like “this is not on girl” anyways we sit at our desk at the back and the teacher was sideyeing us the WHOLE TIME n was obviously so jealous of us and so we was like “you gotta staring problem” and THIS BITCH SAYS “i’m prettier than youse” and no joke on the spot max and i said at the same time “but a pretty face is nothing if you have an ugly heart” and snapped our fingers in a Z shape and everyone clapped and cheered and the substitute didn’t bother us anymore AND I LITERALLY THINK SHES ABOUT TO QUIT IM NOT EVEN JOKING. but max and i are actually the baddies of this school no lie.