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smella lore 2

Category: News and Politics

max isn't here today and im literally so bored ALSO we still havent gotten legal back yet and i am PISSEDDDD. also pt 2 everything in my last post was a lie. if youve been following me for a long time or even if you havent you should know by now that creating short stories and lying on the internet is one of my hobbies. Anyways I WANT TO GET LEGAL BACK also pt 3 gonna try be more active on here co... » Continue Reading

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more smella lore

Category: Blogging

hey yall its me smella. I dont want youse to think of me as some A list newspaper article writer now that im lowkey famous. Im still the same ordinary down-to-earth chill girl i always have been. just wanted you to get an update of my personal life so here we ho dropped out of school! i got knocked up by one of my teachers and hes married so i was like oh god i better drop out and now pursue this ... » Continue Reading

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smellas steps to a better life

Category: Life

Bradsleigh wrote to me and said "hey.. i ate too hard and slayed my pants off infront of a wide array of children.. please help.." first off, thank you for writing to me. it really warms my heart that you flash a bunch of kids and think theres only one person that can help and thats smella. My main goal is to blow up and act like i dont know nobody but if i cant do that then i will write the self ... » Continue Reading

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smellas steps (to a better life)

Category: Life

[redacted] wrote to me and said "hey girl saw your newspaper column and loved it! was wondering if you could help me as I am pregnant with a baby that is not my BFs eek! also me and my bf are white and the babies dad is black. any advice?" First off, thank you for writing to me. It means a lot that you trust me and my loyal readers to help you with your problems. I only want what is best for you a... » Continue Reading

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smellas steps (to a better life)

Category: Life

[redacted] wrote to me and said “hey smella … anyways, i was wondering if you could help me. see i have a wee bit of a meth problem and i’m too scared to go to rehab. any advice?”  first off, thank you for writing to me. you’re helping a simple woman achieve her dreams. when i was a small girl, people laughed at me when i said my goal was to have a » Continue Reading

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smellas steps (to a better life)

Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

BRO DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD HIGHLIGJT STUFF AND CHANGE WORD COLOUr. this is crazy. please let me know what content you want to see on my blog as i will he dropping out of school to pursue this as a full time career :3 ALS » Continue Reading

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update

Category: Life

hello everyone, it is me and max. we are back from the dead. Now i will read you a story that we have wrote: It was a sexy, cold November day. I woke up to the bodacious smell of human meat roasting in the treehouse downstairs. I slimed down the stairs to see if I could help conceive the dinner. My mom said “see if gardner needs a fresh god,” so I carried a tray of glasses full of discharge into t... » Continue Reading

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studying

Category: School, College, University

so im doing study rn. well not rlly study its more doing an assignmnet and i HATE IT. also spacehey was blocked on school wifi so thats why im not as active sorry babes xx. They was porbably like omg max and ella r so fun and cool what are they up to? OMG SPACEHEY?? THATS SO COOL... o wait.. you cant use it if youre a virgin losr? >:O we have to blok it then.  sory babes x » Continue Reading

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RESCUED

Category: Life

hey yall owo. we know youve been waiting for an update on the kidnapping so i just wanna say that were safe and sound. Max did lose all his toes sadly however we're only like, half traumatised so all in all pretty good. we imagine youse must've been scared as hell but dont fret. Also we werent in nebraska and we werent kidnapped and max still has all his toes. hope yall r having a good day x will ... » Continue Reading

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HELP

Category: Life

GUYS MAX AND I HAVE BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE PLEASE HLEP HELP WE'RE SOMEWHERE IN NEBRASKA AND HES GONNA CUT MAXS TOES OFF. PLEASE HE NEEDS HIS TOES SNED HELP xoxo :3 » Continue Reading

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a short story

Category: School, College, University

once upon a time, now, I slapped my head into tyler the creators foot. while soil fertilized my asshole, my dog ate my pussy. Mum went up my small coochie. The highways ejactulated chicken foetuses while aroused children spanked my head arousidly. Whores lactated from jupiter. Mars slayed and committed tax fraud, lice convened in this pussy. girl you skanky ass bitch i fucking fucked the mum of hi... » Continue Reading

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a short story

Category: School, College, University

once upon a time, now, I slapped my head into tyler the creators foot. while soil fertilized my asshole, my dog ate my pussy. Mum went up my small coochie. The highways ejactulated chicken foetuses while aroused children spanked my head arousidly. Whores lactated from jupiter. Mars slayed and committed tax fraud, lice convened in this pussy. girl you skanky ass bitch i fucking fucked the mum of hi... » Continue Reading

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