our friend fucked a dog

OKAY SO I KNOW THIS SOUNDS FAKE BUT I PROMISE ITS NOT WHAT THE FUCK. okay so we're sitting next to abbie and shes telling us of her sexual encounters and max n i are like "okay girl" and THEN we talk about wanting to fuck freddy fazbear (jokes duh) and THEN she says "i fucked a dog once" and we were like "ahah sure" and she goes "no fr i put peanut butter on my pussy and let her lick it," and at this point max n i are like "uh wot" and we expected her to say jokes and SHE DIDNT. and then max got a whiff of her scent AND NO JOKE ITS PEANUT BUTTER. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK