mad libs

it was an erotic cold november day. i woke up to the hard smell of sushi roasting in the sex dungeon room downstairs. I shat down the stairs to see if i could help cream the dinner. My mum said "see if uncle needs a fresh racism," So i carried a tray of glasses full of lube to the spanking room. When i got there, i couldn't believed my pelvis! The cunts were slaying on the scotland.