"that's not me i didn't act in that show"
el exterminador de demonios
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Category: Life
beach vendors are the lowest of the low. picture the following: you wake up early at the hotel you booked, eat some quick breakfast and get ready to go to the beach. you drive your car there and stop when you get near. you set up your umbrella and towel and settle down for a relaxing morning at the beach. WELL NOT WITH BEACH VENDORS AROUND. they yell like they belong in a psych ward every 6 secon... » Continue Reading
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Category: Food and Restaurants
im convinced waiters aren't even real. they're supposed to act nice, ask what you want and run around balancing plates of food on just two hands. and when you see them walking towards you holding what you think is your food they make such intense eye contact only to turn a corner. another reason to burn down every restaurant » Continue Reading
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Category: Games
no not the time of day dawn from gen 4 is undoubtedly the best player character and noone can tell me otherwise. completely unrelated to that i will say i've only ever played pokemon platinum » Continue Reading
Category: Life
no not the pokemon trainer dawn is either the worst or best time of day depending on if you're with people, because you either wake up early and groggy or get the best chance of your life to play a prank on your friends. as i am currently speaking i am drawing a silly marker mustache on nero's face » Continue Reading
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Category: Food and Restaurants
be me, spend an hour walking with vergil and nero to find a restaurant finally sit down, waiters are inattentive and take 20 minutes just to take our orders order pepperoni pizza, pizza arrives in 50 minutes the pizza came out as a soggy cardboard mess and had olives on it when i specifically asked for no olives and they ran out of pepperoni. they didn't do strawberry sundaes either. 0/10 would ne... » Continue Reading
Category: Music
do you ever YOU CANNOT KILL ME, I AM OMEGA. YOU CANNOT KILL ME, I AM SUBHUMAN yk » Continue Reading
Category: Blogging
vergil invited me and nero to a boys trip to some beach and he somehow owns a dog. i have immediately taken ownership of her and named her mia, the legendary vacuum cleaner Be nice. » Continue Reading
Category: SpaceHey
nero help me why doesn't insert image work properly. it says the URL is not allowed why nero » Continue Reading
Category: Books and Stories
so... the legendary dark knight sparda - the demon that rose up against his own kind with a sword symbolising his perseverance, and sealed away evil from the human world, using the same sword as a key to the gate. that guy? yeah he went and banged a woman. aand she gave birth to a set of twins - one considerably more handsome than the other. after that he vanished and noone heard from him since. t... » Continue Reading
Category: Food and Restaurants
help. i brought jellybeans to a camping trip with nero and vergil but vergil got obsessed with them. he won't stop saying "i got some jellybeans" and whenever you refuse his offers for some he always, always says "why do you refuse to gain jellybeans? the jellybeans of our father sparda" he won't stop needless to say i need help. urgently. » Continue Reading
Category: Games
a man might look at vergil and say he's someone motivated for power. nero would say he's just a deadbeat dad. hell, arkham said he's an incomplete being. but he's honestly quite chill outside of his... "interesting" hobby of obtaining power. not many people know but he's also into cooking, his signature dish "berry delight" is actually half decent. » Continue Reading
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Category: Life
they are a trap. do not trust them. do not lay down and under no circumstances close your eyes. you will end up sleeping for 10 hours and wake up at 2am not knowing how to fix your sleep schedule. or set an alarm like a sensible person, unlike me. » Continue Reading
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