heartbreaking news:

local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat. donations are streaming in from sympathetic supporters.

shocking: sources close to cat say it has been fed between 4-6 hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

breaking news: cat was fed nearly 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk near it. cat claims fake mews

this just in: we now have exclusive footage from our news at nine chopper that shows there is literally food still in the cat's bowl