they are a trap. do not trust them. do not lay down and under no circumstances close your eyes. you will end up sleeping for 10 hours and wake up at 2am not knowing how to fix your sleep schedule. or set an alarm like a sensible person, unlike me. » Continue Reading
becoming an adult is nice because you get to decide your bedtime. becoming an adult is horrible because you get to decide your bedtime. the "man i feel tired" doesn't go away. no amount of gold orbs or vital stars can fix that. that said, goodnight and adiós. » Continue Reading
you ever wonder why everyone wants this stuff. weird to me why someone like lady would need crystallized demon blood, better yet why this gal nico can make robot arms outta it.. » Continue Reading
do you ever wake up from a dream so good you feel like you're still 19 and have to go to the temen-ni-gru to stop vergil? makes me feel young again » Continue Reading
1. He swings his sword like a mace 2. He complains about being a deadweight while continuing to be a deadweight 3. I am in a decades old rivalry with his old man- you know it's true Nero stop bitching 4. He's named after his dad while he was mind controlled by Mundus... what do you mean noone told you. Oh. Well... adiós. » Continue Reading
it is yours truly el dante experienca the devil hunter. be sure to like and subscri- what do you mean that isn't right Nero it's what all the kids say » Continue Reading