the "legend" of sparda

so... the legendary dark knight sparda - the demon that rose up against his own kind with a sword symbolising his perseverance, and sealed away evil from the human world, using the same sword as a key to the gate. that guy? yeah he went and banged a woman. aand she gave birth to a set of twins - one considerably more handsome than the other. after that he vanished and noone heard from him since. the end

is that good enough of a bedtime story for you nero- don't tell me it isn't you baby faced amputee