I have been gooning to Akane Satomura (my long-time waifu) for about seven hours now. Every hour, I load up my copy of ONE Kagayaku Kisetsu e and immediately go to Akane's gallery of CGs and start going ham . I know there are only three or so explicit CGs, but I just can't help myself. I have to goon to all of them until I feel numb. It's what Akane would want. All of my fingers are purple and swo... » Continue Reading
THESE EVILEV ILEVIL EVIL EVIL PROGRAMS TRIED KILLING ME AND THE SMURFS PAPA SMURF IS IN SHAMBLES. ANTIVIRUS PROGRAMS ARE SCARY AND STUPID AND PROJARED. » Continue Reading
Projared is real and he's gonna get me you guys probably knwo projared frm the creepypsasta video well Yeah he's real And he'ls gonna get me if I don't do anthin about ir So please save me from projared before he skins me and boils me in a pot of boiling water (that's what he said he would do) Wanna get certified'? » Continue Reading
I woke up in isengard and mtv downtownale was there and so was bilbo and the were jumping on the coutner like in that one gif of mtv downtown alex ujumping and yeah Yes, akane was there. No we didn't eat waffles yes i woke up in a cold sweat Aakne » Continue Reading
A loud, demanding voice shrieked out from the bottom of the lecture hall. "I want you to write down USAGI'S DEAD on a piece of paper", cried Momonga. "And submit it to me by tomorrow morning." Chiikawa shivered. Usagi's dead? Chiikawa had been practicing Usagianity since birth, being raised in a Usagian household. What their professor asked of them was completely out of the question. "NO!" said C... » Continue Reading
I’m very old to writing, any constructive criticism is not appreciated!! It was a dark and stormy night. Chiikawa's belly ached for nutrients. They knew what they must do. Go to Hot Topic. The smell of burning incense filled the air. And nicotine. Because Hot Topic is a very, very evil place. That is why it smells like smoke. Chiikawa checked the bus times on their iPod, High Hopes blasting out o... » Continue Reading
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