All Chiikawas Might Do Usagi Things Never

I’m very old to writing, any constructive criticism is not appreciated!! 

It was a dark and stormy night. Chiikawa's belly ached for nutrients. They knew what they must do. Go to Hot Topic.

The smell of burning incense filled the air. And nicotine. Because Hot Topic is a very, very evil place. That is why it smells like smoke. Chiikawa checked the bus times on their iPod, High Hopes blasting out of the speakers. "Aw yeah, this is my jam.", said Chiikawa, walking with an extra pep in their step. And that's when they saw it...

The ominous glow of the luminous red man from Hot Topic. (pictured below)

"UNA YAHA!!!! URYAHAAAAA!!!!!", screamed Red Man. No. No! This can't be! Chiikawa ran through the Hot Topic, looking through the inappropriate slogans and phrases. And that's when they saw it... a bright white shirt with the words "My level of sarcasm is based on your level of stupidity".

"Oh my god", cried Chiikawa. "That's literally me".

But it was too late.

The Red Man already got them.

‘’Shit.’’ Chiikawa thinks, sucks for a first time in Hot Topic.

The End