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I have been gooning to Akane Satomura (my long-time waifu) for about seven hours now. Every hour, I load up my copy of ONE Kagayaku Kisetsu e and immediately go to Akane's gallery of CGs and start going ham. I know there are only three or so explicit CGs, but I just can't help myself. I have to goon to all of them until I feel numb. It's what Akane would want.
All of my fingers are purple and swollen. I don't know when they'll get back to normal.
But despite all of that, I know our savior Jesus Christ will forgive me. He knows that I was tempted to sin by Akane's succubus-like nature. Temptations like this are mentioned in the Bible. I would know because I post bible verses every single day on my snapchat story.
And yeah, I posted a bible verse on my story and cursed minutes later. And gooned.
Despite everything... God will show me his forgiveness. God's not dead. (Like the movie)
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0t4con
this is true dedication in its finest form i applaud you
ALAINCVRE
master of gooning
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You got it boss
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emily
wow. so touching.
Don't try and fool me. I know you're making fun of me behind the screen. Just go away. Everyone just go away. Just leave me alone. I know you take pity on me. I feel so disgusting. Is that all I'm good for? A stupid blog post? I know you didn't actually like it. You don't have to lie to make me feel better. Because I just feel worse. Just go. Go away. Get off of my profile. Don't call me, don't come by my house, we're done.
by alexjumpingmtvdowntown; ; Report
i knew that door had a lock on it....
by emily; ; Report
We just won eight free pizzas!
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omg omg omg i won i won a contest
by emily; ; Report
Can you stop making fun of me? I'm tired of this. If you're gonna continue to harass me, get off my page. I'll report and block you. I can't stand this anymore. I can't. Stop watching me. Stop controlling me. I want the eyes gone.
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