"loch ness monster is just the autism creature for scottish ppl"
19 yr old living in Glasgow
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This account is primarily a satirical exaggeration of my national pride. Even so, I will not entertain bigotry of any kind. This includes: racism xenophobia homophobia transphobia antisemitism ableism classism misogyny fatphobia fascism imperialism If you support any form of alt-right ideology or margin » Continue Reading
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Goku found FUCKING deid in Glescae toon centur lest nicht after attempting tae go super saiyan at th' lad ootdoors th' Greggs wha swears up and doon thare used tae be a chippy aroond 'ere. Goku didnae ken he wiz th’ SUPER FENT MAN » Continue Reading
Category: School, College, University
Noo how in th' flying FUCK am I meant tae gie aftercare after th' club? Lass a've git a nine A.M. lecture » Continue Reading
Category: Food and Restaurants
hate these cunts but aye they know how tae make a good tea ken » Continue Reading
Category: Parties and Nightlife
drunk as hell on casamigos white boying all over the place » Continue Reading
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
self referring fae therapy maybe i dinnae need to kill maself ken » Continue Reading
Category: News and Politics
Aye we huv suffered at th hands of th British Empire but try saying “it wisnae us” to a Jamaican wit a Scottish last name if ye reckon we’re blameless in colonialism » Continue Reading
Category: Friends
Dae we fuck wi the Irish or no because half o ye want tae be thaim an the other half hope they blow themselves up wi a car bomb Personally I quite fancy the Irish an I wid really like if they’d aggressively make out wi me » Continue Reading
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
Bein a bonnie lass in tis cruel uncaring void auf a wirld is a pure full time job » Continue Reading
Category: Religion and Philosophy
Scottish evangelicals are a different breed, hen approached ma n went "huv ye ever heard auf Jesus Christ" and I went "sorry lass I'm Jewish" and she goes "aye but are ye a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew" » Continue Reading
Category: Life
Tha Guinness math airson mo shlàinte oir tha e gam fhàgail toilichte » Continue Reading
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