scottism creature

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"loch ness monster is just the autism creature for scottish ppl"

18 yr old girl living in Glasgow

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Mood: continuing the family tradition of alcoholism


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DNI List

Category: Blogging

This account is primarily a satirical exaggeration of my national pride. Even so, I will not entertain bigotry of any kind. This includes: racism xenophobia homophobia transphobia antisemitism ableism classism misogyny fatphobia fascism imperialism If you support any form of alt-right ideology or margin » Continue Reading

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made ma situationship buy me italian food

Category: Food and Restaurants

hate these cunts but aye they know how tae make a good tea ken  » Continue Reading

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play that funky music white boy

Category: Parties and Nightlife

drunk as hell on casamigos white boying all over the place » Continue Reading

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mental help era 😍

Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

self referring fae therapy maybe i dinnae need to kill maself ken » Continue Reading

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“It wisnae us!”

Category: News and Politics

Aye we huv suffered at th hands of th British Empire but try saying “it wisnae us” to a Jamaican wit a Scottish last name if ye reckon we’re blameless in colonialism  » Continue Reading

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The Irish

Category: Friends

Dae we fuck wi the Irish or no because half o ye want tae be thaim an the other half hope they blow themselves up wi a car bomb Personally I quite fancy the Irish an I wid really like if they’d aggressively make out wi me » Continue Reading

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Tha mi glè sgìth an diugh

Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

Bein a bonnie lass in tis cruel uncaring void auf a wirld is a pure full time job » Continue Reading

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evanGaelicals

Category: Religion and Philosophy

Scottish evangelicals are a different breed, hen approached ma n went "huv ye ever heard auf Jesus Christ" and I went "sorry lass I'm Jewish" and she goes "aye but are ye a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew"  » Continue Reading

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'mnae an Alcoholic! Iz just ma culture!

Category: Life

Tha Guinness math airson mo shlàinte oir tha e gam fhàgail toilichte » Continue Reading

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ye cuid never mak' Highlander th'day

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

becuz mel gibson is buggering, man deserves to be knackered th way he's pure foamin at th mouth o'er nuthin » Continue Reading

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