im currently writing a novel its called chayanne yeast and its about a girl called... you guessed it chayenne yeast and her lifelong struggles with chronic yeast infections and it's affect on her sex life and religious beliefs. i won't spoil but theres a large inner debate between buddhism and judaism that really reflects the cultu » Continue Reading
so i had the craziest dream last night guys. i was in the pokemon world and it was taken over by the ccp and the university of Newcastle. i had to rebel against the tyrrany so i cooked some sausages which was a form of protest in this weird and wacky world. and i stopped the evil ccp and university of newcastle. this really shows that you can achieve anything when you put your mind to it. btw i st... » Continue Reading
the gAY lesbian couple had a gruesome baby and so the president of euquitorial guinea came on the declaration of indepeandance because he was super lubed up. In 1921 seven little amish thots massacared my pussy and tore up thirty seven corn children. When I flew for my great uncle's beauty pageant I fell very fastly and died. The ghost of Jesus nutted in my nostrils. the end. » Continue Reading
I'm sexily wanking a wet party for my birthday. i'm cumming my best friends, like cligorus thumb. The party will be at teh sex dungeon with sweaty chickens and black dildos for decorations First, we will kill some snacks, like potato salad and potato, and then we will cum some party games like piss the thigh on the chicken and piss the traffic lights. Then comes my favourite part, busting happy bi... » Continue Reading
help im kidnapped in a basement in Nebraska and he's saying he's gunna like cut my toes off or something guys I luv my toes noooo >_ » Continue Reading
yo bitches im eating pizza tonight!!!!! actually... im not... see how easy it is to be deceived on the internet. stay safe from #pedifiles » Continue Reading
guys im in legal studies with Ella and she randomly started convulsing and I was like I knew she was gonna meet the devil some day she's not going up there is all im sayin but I was like damn girl, she was actually having a seizure tho like rlly riverdalecore » Continue Reading