new career move

hi friends and fans.

I didn't make it in Hollywood. i auditioned for a role in cats the musical offbroadway and it turned out to be some really weird sex thing actually. not for me.  anyway i work at a bodega now selling cigarettes and its really fulfilling putting that good into the world. I have a plan to get a male celebrity's seed from a sperm bank and impregnate myself to get that sweet sweet celeb child support! wish me luck :3