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Interesting week. Two words: THE FIRECRACKER!!! Yep, that's the dance I invented when I was in 10th grade. It's awesome -- I move all around in a FIERY EXPLOSION of FLAILING LIMBS and FLOPPY PASSION. I wanted to show it to Carly but I COULDN'T FIND MY HELMET! It was so frustrating. I had to rip my room apart to find it -- but I finally did. But then nobody wanted to see me do the Firecracker (they... » Continue Reading
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2010 wasn't bad but 2011 is gonna be awesome! I mean it's gonna be so awesome, it ONLY took me 2 minutes and forty-seven seconds to come up with this list of why 2011 will be the BEST year ever! My girl Tasha LOVES the number 11. She said she's gonna be in a good mood all year! I mean she's USUALLY in a good mood... except for like a couple times a year. Guppy has FINALLY switched from saying "Hap... » Continue Reading
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All week, Spencer was talking NON-STOP about his BLUE toilet water. I agree that plain water in a toilet is not cool -- the water SHOULD be a color. But why blue? I like blue ok, but if you're gonna have colored toilet water, why not go for a more FUN color? So I started thinking about it...what color would I MOST like to see in a toilet? At school, I couldn't stop thinking about it all during cla... » Continue Reading
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If you're reading this, that means you probably watched our web show, iCarly. Okay, one question: IS CARLY THE MOST INSANELY AMAZING GIRL ON THIS PLANET OR WHAT??? She's cute when she's happy, she's cute when she's sad, she's cute when she's angry...HOW CAN SHE BE SO CUTE? (I know she's gonna read this and yell at me for saying all this stuff, but whatever.) Okay, I should stop talking about Carly... » Continue Reading
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What a CRAZY week! Okay, so first, Miss Briggs brought this weird Scottish Dancer into our class and made us sit there and listen to horrible BAGPIPE MUSIC while this man in a SKIRT danced -- but it wasn't really dancing -- it was more like he just hopped up and down. Who wants to start off their day watching BAD dancing??? BUT it gave me the idea to ask the iCarly fans to send THEIR best (or wors... » Continue Reading
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You guys saw me on my little sister's web show (iCarly) tonight, but you didn't see what happened later, after the show. The BIG sign that Freddie and I made WENT CRAZY and caused 29 car crashes, so I was running away when these two cops GRABBED ME and put me in handcuffs. I wasn't officially "arrested," but the cops were really mad. See, when the sign went crazy, it spelled Pee On Carl -- and one... » Continue Reading
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My grandpa has been playing poker with a bunch of Korean War vets lately and they've been teasing him because he doesn't have a SplashFace profile page. I highly doubt that a bunch of 80-year-old dudes are on the internet at all, but that's what he keeps saying. Now he's bugging me to help him, as he says, "get on the interworld." Ugh. He doesn't even own a computer so he just mailed me his status... » Continue Reading
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So guess what? I got DETENTION AGAIN. I swear I think I get more detention than any other kid at Ridgeway. This time, Miss Briggs got all annoyed at me 'cuz I started yelling BOOOOOOO!!! at this dumb dancing man in a SKIRT. But I HAD to yell BOOOO 'cuz his dancing made me wanna puke up my breakfast. So Miss Briggs got all mad and said "Who started the boo-ing?" -- I tried to blame it on Gibby, but... » Continue Reading
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Hi, Kids. This is Mrs. Benson -- Freddie's mom. But I'm sure you know who I am because Freddie probably talks about how close we are ALL the time, right? My little Fredward can't be here right now so I'll be blogging for him. I don't know much about this blogging technique at all. In fact, the reason Freddie isn't writing this right now is because earlier today when he told me he had to "BLOG," I ... » Continue Reading
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Okay, our first web show attracted sooooo many viewers. Insane! But then Sam was like, "We gotta get MORE viewers." And she had a good point. I mean, the more people who watch iCarly, the better, right? So we decided to split up into teams: Sam and I were one team, and Freddie and Spencer were the other. The loser was gonna have to touch Lewbert's wart! (What's GROSSER than that?!?!?!?) Sam and I ... » Continue Reading
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(its not actually earth day lol) Happy Earth Day, Earthlings!!! How's Green Week going for you? Mine is okay, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT that I accidentally helped my baby sister build a nuclear reactor which could have totally destroyed Seattle and MOST of the WEST COAST. (Long story, but if you want to see how excited we were about this reactor BEFORE we knew that it could kill EVERYONE we know, click ... » Continue Reading
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It is I, Gibby. Or is it me Gibby? Anyway, T-Bo has been working on this new special pumpkin smoothie all week (he used the guts of 39 pumpkins to perfect his recipe) and he gave ME all the empty pumpkins. SCORE! So for the last 14 hours, I've been trying to come up with a stencil so that I can put MY FACE on an army of pumpkins. I think I've finally figured it out. I call it.... THE GIBBY! (im no... » Continue Reading
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