Okay, so it's bad enough my CRUSH (if you don't know who my crush is...um, it's CARLY) isn't totally in love with me (YET)...but for some reason I ALWAYS do embarrassing things in front of her.What I want to know is... WHY? Why do I always do embarrassing stuff when I'm around Carly? I don't know, but here are some of the things I've done: Last week, I was doing my math homework when Carly called ... » Continue Reading
OK, so we were handing out flyers for iCarly at school when this girl Tasha (she is SO MEAN) was all, "If iCarly was any good, I'd have read about it on nevelocity.com." Ugh!!! She's soooo obnoxious! Anyway, I went home and sent an email to this man NEVEL to ask him to review our web show. Then, during the show, SAM ORDERED CHINESE FOOD WHICH SHOWED UP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR WEBCAST!!! (Someti... » Continue Reading
Many people have been asking me how to catch a leprechaun. Maybe because it's St. Patrick's Day next week. But maybe not. I don't know. Anyway, here are my tips on how to do it: 1. Leprechauns hang out with unicorns and fairies. So if you see any of those things, you're really close to finding one. 2. If you DO spot a pack of leprechauns, don't take your eyes off 'em. They're known for stealing yo... » Continue Reading
My name is Spencer, and I am in love -- with TAPENADE!! (It's pronounced "Top-Uh-Nod.") I'd never eaten tapenade before this week -- neither had Carly. But when she went to this guy Nevel's house, he fed her some and she LOVED it. Carly told me all about tapenade, and how good it was at Nevel's house. So, I called Nevel's mom and asked her if we could have the recipe. She said "Sure!" and emailed ... » Continue Reading
Ready for a new iCarly POP QUIZ? You better be -- 'cuz here it goes! (scroll all the way down to the bottom for answers) QUESTION #1 Which month is tomato juice, hard-boiled egg, and raisin month? A) September B) October C) November D) Lavender QUESTION #2 What did I do to TERRIFY the Meatball Man? A) Put on a mask and screamed in his face B) Puked on his foot C) Showed him a picture of Freddie D)... » Continue Reading
So that guy you saw singing on tonight's webcast is named Jake. And here's the deal with Jake: All the girls at school are like totally in love with him. So when he broke up with his girlfriend, Carly got OBSESSED with him -- which is so unlike her! I was not happy about it. So, Jake stops by Carly's apartment and I see him in the hallway ('cuz I live across the way). And I told Jake to go away, b... » Continue Reading
This week was ALMOST the worst week EVER! OMG, I thought I was gonna have to move to YAKIMA! Try saying "Yakima" out loud -- it sounds like a person vomiting (no offense to the nice people who live in Yakima!) So this is what happened… You probably saw our web show where Spencer showed off his "Fan of Hammers" -- which was awesome -- UNTIL one of the hammers FLEW OFF and went flying right toward m... » Continue Reading
Yo, yo, yo. It's The Gibster here. So I've been thinking about this iCarly gig lately. It's cool and all but I really do think I should get some "compensation." That means money, right? If so, then I want it. If not, I hope I didn't offend anyone. I feel NO ONE else would do the kinda chiz that I do on the show. So, here's the bill. iCARLY OWES ME FOR... Being baked INTO a pie -- $15.00 Standing i... » Continue Reading
Whenever Carly goes to The Groovy Smoothie, I ask her to get me one. I USED to get the "Strawberry Splat" smoothie, but then I switched to the "Blueberry Banana" smoothie. If a "Strawberry Splat" smoothie had a CONVERSATION with a "Blueberry Banana" smoothie, WHAT WOULD THEY SAY? I think it MIGHT go something like this… Blueberry Banana: Hey. How’s it goin’? Strawberry Splat: I hate you! Blueberry... » Continue Reading
Yeah yeah, ok... so Carly, Freddie, and I DIDN'T break the world record for longest, continuous webcast ever -- cuz Spencer's "sculpture of stuff" blew up the electricity -- and shut down our web show for about 4 seconds. DANG! Soooo annoying! But Spencer did kinda make up for it by letting us help him finish his sculpture -- which got him AND US in the Book of World Records!!! AND I got to meet t... » Continue Reading
This was maybe the greatest week of my life -- AND the worst. Why? BECAUSE MY DREAM CAME TRUE -- which was the best. But it was only a dream, which makes it the worst ('cuz it wasn't REAL). OK, I'll explain... Everybody knows I'm in love with Carly (even Carly knows). Anyway, we were all watching TONS of dance videos sent in to iCarly.com by our fans. We watched over 3,000 of them! So... it got re... » Continue Reading
So, last Monday started out just like any other day...Sam was up to no good and Freddie was attacked by wrestlers in the school hallway. BUT then something TOTALLY DIFFERENT happened! A friend of mine came running up and told me and Sam that Jake -- THE HOTTEST guy at school -- BROKE UP with his girlfriend!!!! He hadn't been single since 3rd grade! THIS WAS HUGE NEWS!!!! So Sam was all, like, "We'... » Continue Reading
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