Freddie's Blog by Mrs. Benson - Freddie Benson

Hi, Kids. This is Mrs. Benson -- Freddie's mom. But I'm sure you know who I am because Freddie probably talks about how close we are ALL the time, right? My little Fredward can't be here right now so I'll be blogging for him. I don't know much about this blogging technique at all. In fact, the reason Freddie isn't writing this right now is because earlier today when he told me he had to "BLOG," I panicked and sent him to the paediatrician. In my defence, "having to blog" sounded like something you would do when you get severely ill. I was wondering why he was so upset when the doctors came and took him away. So, I went on the interweb to search the definition of a blog -- and to my surprise, it's JUST an online diary. Phew, Freddie should be home shortly because I called the doctor and told him it was a false alarm. But, in the meantime, I didn't want Freddie's BLOG to be late for all of his internet friends, so I decided to just copy a page from his diary for you now and put it online. From Freddie' s Diary April 16, 2009 Today while looking in the mirror, I noticed a brand-new chest hair! That makes three now! This is so awesome. I can't wait for swimsuit season. Carly is just going to go crazy over my chest hairs. I know it. And... another GREAT thing is that I have grown a full inch. Now, I can take the lifts my mom puts in my shoes out! Thanks, puberty! ___________________________________ With Love, Mrs. Benson PS, Freddie: You're welcome sweetie pie, pumpkin-head!