Is Carly the PERFECT GIRL or what??? - Freddie Benson

If you're reading this, that means you probably watched our web show, iCarly. Okay, one question: IS CARLY THE MOST INSANELY AMAZING GIRL ON THIS PLANET OR WHAT??? She's cute when she's happy, she's cute when she's sad, she's cute when she's angry...HOW CAN SHE BE SO CUTE? (I know she's gonna read this and yell at me for saying all this stuff, but whatever.) Okay, I should stop talking about Carly now. Have you guys seen the new Pear Phone? My mom won't let me get one 'cuz she says it's dangerous to put electronic devices next to your head. But my mom thinks EVERYTHING'S DANGEROUS. She won't let me get a goldfish 'cuz she's afraid it'll bite me when I feed it. But why would I ever stick my fingers in the water? Anyway, you know what's even cuter than a goldfish? CARLY! Okay, I should stop talking about Carly now...a girl I love more than Pear Phones, goldfish, and everything else. CAN YOU BLAME ME? Agggghhh, I can't take it. Okay, bye.