11 Reasons Why 2011 Will Rock! - Gibby Gibson

2010 wasn't bad but 2011 is gonna be awesome! I mean it's gonna be so awesome, it ONLY took me 2 minutes and forty-seven seconds to come up with this list of why 2011 will be the BEST year ever! My girl Tasha LOVES the number 11. She said she's gonna be in a good mood all year! I mean she's USUALLY in a good mood... except for like a couple times a year. Guppy has FINALLY switched from saying "Happy Birthday" to "Happy New Year!" We'll see how long this lasts... Sam's New Year's resolution is to stop giving me Texas Wedgies. I hear Vermont Wedgies are actually much less painful. A street fortune teller told me that I would get a very lucrative job next year. I don't know what "lucrative" means, but it sounds awesome. I read in a magazine that shirts are totally back in style this year and I've started wearing them a lot more often. I've been making my own cheese in my basement since '07. I think 4 years is totally enough time to let it sit, but I have no scientific proof. Tasting it on Jan. 1 though! I feel like this year I'm probably gonna grow chest hair. Yeah, baby, GROW! I like odd numbers. 2012's gonna be rough and not just because the world's supposed to end... but that too. I can finally replace my Crustacean of the Day Calendar. The School Board is going to release their budget plans for supplies and maintenance. I've been waiting forever for this!!!! I hope they order a lot of erasers! It's my kindergarten 10-year reunion. I can't wait to see how everyone looks!