My Detention NIGHTMARE - Sam Puckett

So guess what? I got DETENTION AGAIN. I swear I think I get more detention than any other kid at Ridgeway. This time, Miss Briggs got all annoyed at me 'cuz I started yelling BOOOOOOO!!! at this dumb dancing man in a SKIRT. But I HAD to yell BOOOO 'cuz his dancing made me wanna puke up my breakfast. So Miss Briggs got all mad and said "Who started the boo-ing?" -- I tried to blame it on Gibby, but I got detention. Again. Anyway, a few days later I was hanging out with Carly and Freddie (at Carly's place) watching a bunch of dancing videos for iCarly and we all crashed (for losers who don't know: "crashed" means FELL ASLEEP). So I was sleepin' on Carly's couch and I had THE WORST NIGHTMARE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was in detention (where I always am) and Miss Briggs started playing her stupid BAGPIPES -- they were KILLING MY EARS. And THEN Miss Briggs had this microphone and HUGE SPEAKERS -- which made her freakish bagpipes even LOUDER. And then like POOF, she's dressed in this red Scottish outfit…and then POOF AGAIN and ALL OF US (the kids in detention) were wearing Scottish outfits! Sound crazy??? Well it gets WORSE! Something was like CONTROLLING ME and I started DANCING with all the other kids!!! I wanted to STOP but I couldn't make myself STOP!!! I just kept on dancing while Briggs played her awful music! Then Gibby ran in (in his underwear). GIBBY NEEDS TO GET A TAN!!!! L8R!!!