Orange Toilet Is Better Than Blue - Sam Puckett

All week, Spencer was talking NON-STOP about his BLUE toilet water. I agree that plain water in a toilet is not cool -- the water SHOULD be a color. But why blue? I like blue ok, but if you're gonna have colored toilet water, why not go for a more FUN color? So I started thinking about it...what color would I MOST like to see in a toilet? At school, I couldn't stop thinking about it all during class. Then I snuck into the kitchen (at the cafeteria) and found these bottles of FOOD COLORING -- like every color you can think of! I "borrowed" them (5 of the bottles) and then snuck into the TEACHER'S LOUNGE where they have 5 toilets. I poured a different color into each toilet -- green, orange, purple, red, and yellow. Here are my opinions: GREEN: nah. not good. looked too much like a dirty swimming pool. PURPLE: good. my second fave. i love anything flavored grape. even a toilet. RED: nope. bad. looked like lame tomato soup. YELLOW: worst one. just looked like pee. you don't need special coloring for that! ORANGE: #1!!!! best one. an orange toilet is a happy toilet. so i'm making all the toilets at my house ORANGE. Oh, before I could leave the teacher's lounge, Miss Briggs walked in. I didn't wanna get caught, so I shut off the lights, threw a piece of pie at her, and ran out. Why did I throw the pie at her? WHY NOT??? ORANGE:TOILET WATER RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Sam